The Slowest 5K in History

The Slowest 5K in History

I have vowed two things: to never be unfaithful to my wife, and to never run a 5K.

Today was Lola’s Half Marathon in Waconia.  This year’s race was supposed to be special for me since I am now a personal trainer at Safari Island Community Center in Waconia, and I know a number of the great people who live here.

I get special permission from the race director to start the race an hour early as a walker.  This handicap allows me to finish the race with what would be my running peers who work hard to finish a half marathon under 2:20.

Since I am the only person who starts the race an hour early, I always lead the race for the first six miles until everyone else catches up to me.  This year was no exception.  The first two guys who passed me told me that the race was changed to a 5K due to the forecasted rain and possible thunderstorms.  One guy said, that he didn’t travel an hour just to run a 5K, so he was doing the full half marathon anyway.  Exactly!  I ran the 1997 California International Marathon in Sacramento during El Nino where it poured from start to finish, so a little rain didn’t bother me either.  I trained hard to prepare for this race, so I was in it for the long haul.

This year was an exceptionally tough year to train in Minnesota.  (See my post “Another Spring Morning in Minnesota” to get an idea of what I am talking about.)

11 people passed me along the way, so there were at least 12 of us who finished the half marathon today.  In Judaism, a minyan is the quorum of ten Jewish adults required for certain religious obligations.  Since there was more than ten of us who finished the half marathon, this was an official race in my book.  My 63rd half marathon to be exact.

I was thankful that they disassembled the official time clock by the time I arrived at the finish line.  So, I did not get an official time for the 5K.  Therefore, I survived the day without committing the unpardonable sin.  My unofficial time was 3 hours and 19 minutes; not bad for a walking half marathon, but probably the slowest 5K in history.


Published by Michael Natt

Embracing Health and Happiness in all dimensions: 1. Spirit 2. Soul 3. Body 4. Relationships 5. Purpose

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